Elmer's Enema

Doing my crossword puzzle, the police roll up.
In typical bad speaking cop bad mute cop style I am chastized in a passively threatning manner for the delay in getting PTA paperwork in order.
I feel like a convicted fellon.
Police brutality and scare tactics exist everywhere but in BIM it reeks of post-colonialism.
In order to remove the crate of misguided power lodged in our force's intestinal tract I propose that Elmer the Elephant swim south and give our boys an enema.