Please stop the war so I can go on vacation!

I really want to go on a pilgrimage to the holy land.
I mean this literally and in all sincerity.
I want to ride camels with caravans through the desert at night and sleep in the cradle of civilization. I want to touch the ground where great (wo)men walked and find the holes to the underworld. Isreal, the Jordan, Palestine, Iraq that's where I want to be. Beisdes all this talk about oil and high civilian death toll my qualm with the war is personal. Bush and the boys are blocking my dream vacation.