Georgie Porgie

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie kissed the girls...

Did they cry because they were disgusted (grade one Danny Ovaldick comes to mind) or did they cry because they were jealous of the plural?

Getting older, I think they either cried because it was just so sad that Georgie felt he had to run as soon as he started getting close, leaving the girls to suffer it out with the unromantic boys.
Poor Georgie unable to be vulenrable.

Or else Geogie really did never like the girls and they cried because they were only being used to enable George to get out of his hole.

Then again, maybe they were crying in ecstacy.

If only we could ask George.