Who's Up For Good Things???

Today I learnt that "I hear you're doing good things" is code for "so you've got crack for sale."
This is useful information. I am now equipped with the knowledge of how to respond the next time I'm asked if I have any good things to report.

I obviously don't have good things going on but I do know where the good is readily available to anybody wishing to end up really really good ie)homeless, unwashed and begging for small change.