Not Much Longer Now
In less than two weeks I will be an auntie again as Michelle will be pushing yet another little one out into the world. She has opted for the Birthing Centre where she can relax in the pool, get a massage and a pedicure all while the baby gently eases out with the help of coconut oil. The birthing centre also offers a comprehensive family integration package so that little Ocean will not become traumatized by the events unfolding. Lest he doubts the autheticity of his new sibling he is afforded front row seats and to make sure he's prepared he's already gone through course BB 010 Where do Babies come from?, Ocean is at the top of his class with the answer "Mommy's Poke-Poke." When asked the advanced question "what sound will mommy make when the baby comes out?", he squishes up his face and makes an exemplary constipation imitation. We're all set down here-it's not much longer now.
posted by BIM @ 10:21 AM
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Correction. Poke Poke must have been too politically incorrect for the ladies in the Birthing spa because O-O now says the baby is coming out from China. He's our feet fart boy.
Hey, Izzy's Momma!
I see that Roger, Rick and Maryilyn were down your way for their annual White Pasty People from Canada morning show week. Did they show up at Foster Hall again? You should invite them over to the Birthing Centre at the appropriate time for a live play-by-play of the big event.
What think's everyone? I'm thinking too much testosterone in the new generation, time for some Sugar and spice. And all things nice,. That's what little girls. are made of....
Give my best to Ocean + soon to be's Momma. Tell her we's all be waiting for the big announcement.
I got the view of RR and M in the paper. Saw some pasty people running the track out by the gymnasium but they looked a little sporty and I doubt those prize winners would be doing laps in the hot sun. I'm sure the breakfast people would have thoroughly enjoyed Michelle on all fours in a tank of water but they missed it I'm afraid. It's a BOY!!! More testosterone and more reason I need to be engaging in my heurmenetics of suspicion. Who are you anyway?
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